That's intense
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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