I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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