she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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