dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you would pick up someone in the library
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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