talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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