these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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