I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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