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(509): View more from Washington

woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach

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(314): View more from Missouri

Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We got so high we made milksteak

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(315): View more from New York

I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"

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(270): View more from Kentucky

So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.

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(619): View more from California

This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday

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