His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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