I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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