dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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