Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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