i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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