So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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