Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
We smell like vodka and hangover
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