I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
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I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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