Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Found the puke drawer
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
