Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."