So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.