I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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