# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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