You're a womanizer and a bitch.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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