Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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