If i come over, it means nothing
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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