I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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