Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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