Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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