I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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