I molested 6 butterflies tonight
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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