Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
