Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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