We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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