He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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