What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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