nut hugger
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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