? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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