just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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