my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he shaved USA in his pubs
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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