Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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