Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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