why didn't you poke me back
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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