Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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