im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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