I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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