She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
How's work?
Spinning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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