I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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