I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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