I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
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She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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