So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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