I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
wow bdsm is so cute
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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