My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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