no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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