I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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