your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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