I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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