people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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