Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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