Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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