Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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