They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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